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Jokes #31

D'aya, biyu, uku...

My uncle, Raju, once used to live in northern Nigeria, where people speak a language called Hausa. Being very interested in languages, I asked him to teach me some Hausa. So he taught me the numbers like this:

"One is d'aya, two is biyu, three is uku...

"But I don't remember how to say 'four,' because I'd never pay more than three naira for a chicken!"

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