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Jokes #32

Dating la Malayalie

In Kerala, no two people ever go out on a "date." Or at least, not the way they do in Western countries! (It would be considered too scandalous!) (In Kerala, practically anything having anything to do with sex is scandalous nowadays.)

So this is the way a Malayalee date works:

A guy and a girl randomly meet on a bus. (Buses are always too crowded for anyone to notice!)

Then they both basically insult each other. For example, the girl might point to a picture of Hanuman the Monkey-God and say, "Oh, look! It's your uncle! Hi, Uncle!" Or the guy might point to an elephant on the road and say, "Hey, isn't that your mom?"

By insulting each other, they get to know each other better. And by getting to know each other better, they fall in love. (GASP! Scandalous!!)

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